Verse 1
I was drivinʻ down the road making delivʻries for a
livinʻ,
but before my last load, I had to stop to eat at
„Griffinʻ``.
They do the best hot chili with beef, corn and some
beans.
I ate so much, it was silly but enjoyed it by all means.
What happened next was scary: My pants were slippery and
wet
Now Iʻm noone to marry `cause my ass burned and I was seeing
red...
Chorus
I just sharted in my own truck
damn this highway life can suck
And Iʻll keep drivinʻ `til I canʻt no more.
Iʻve been lookinʻ for a crapper
`cause my asshole burns like pepper -
you sit all day and everything is sore!
Verse 2
My olʻ mom was always sayinʻ, „Wear at least two pants when
drivinʻ!“
She was orderinʻ some and payinʻ, so that I would be
survivinʻ.
I never knew what she meant until „chili from hell“.
Second pants wouldʻve been a God Sent but I just got a bad
smell.
I was stopped by the police. I tried my best to act realʻ
well.
They said, „Get out now, please!“ and I got nervous, all I
could do was yell,...
Chorus
I just sharted in my own truck
damn this highway life can suck
And Iʻll keep drivinʻ `til I canʻt no more.
Iʻve been lookinʻ for a crapper
`cause my asshole burns like pepper -
you sit all day and everything is sore!
BRIDGE
I just sharted in my own truck,
I just sharted in my own truck,
I just sharted in my own truck,
you sit all day and everything is sore!
Last Chorus
I just sharted in my own truck
damn this highway life can suck
And Iʻll keep drivinʻ `til I canʻt no more.
Iʻve been lookinʻ for a crapper
`cause my asshole burns like pepper -
you sit all day and everything is sore!
I just sharted in my own truck
damn this highway life can suck
And Iʻll keep drivinʻ `til I canʻt no more.
Iʻve been lookinʻ for a crapper
`cause my asshole burns like pepper -
you sit all day and everything is sore!
[Outro]
I just sharted in my own truck
I just sharted in my own truck
I just sharted in my own truck
You sit all day and everything is sore
You sit all day and everything is sore
You sit all day and everything is sore