[Verse 1]
In life it’s the small things that make the biggest
shift,
Some meals are a blessing, some a dangerous gift.
Some handle hot peppers, some pay for the sass,
Read the menu twice if you wear white pants, my ass.
[Chorus]
Wet farts versus dry farts – the smelly truth
[Verse 2]
Sometimes it’s diarrhea, sometimes constipation,
Indian food hit my system, caused a full evacuation.
I’m a gross-ass guy, yeah, I shart, that’s true,
But don’t point the finger — the chili made me do
[Chorus]
Wet farts versus dry farts – the smelly truth
[Bridge with SOLO]
[Chorus]
Wet farts versus dry farts – the smelly truth