[Verse 1]
So many people out there are incredibly gifted,
Everyone’s good at something, but I feel a bit drifted.
I often feel like I don’t have much to show,
The only thing I’m good at is making people laugh, you
know.
Because as soon as I eat hot curry or chili,
My body starts rumbling, (I think) I might burst — really.
[Chorus]
I wish I’d be a talented artist
But instead I’m just a - fartist
Life isn’t easy and often very hard
All I can do is bear it and – fart
[Post-Chorus]
I’m a fartist, woohoo
I’m a fartist, woohoo
I’m a fartist, woohoo
The fart goes on
[Verse 2]
I’m farting all day long, from morning till night,
That’s why they point at me, say “man, that guy’s not
right.”
I’m a typical truck driver — hey, what can I do?
God gave me this digestion, so I guess it’s true.
I really love my food, I enjoy every bite,
I have to digest it, and I fart — what a fight.
[Chorus]
I wish I’d be a talented artist
But instead I’m just a - fartist
Life isn’t easy and often very hard
All I can do is bear it and – fart
[Post-Chorus]
I’m a fartist, woohoo
I’m a fartist, woohoo
I’m a fartist, woohoo
The fart goes on
[Bridge]
Maybe this song is art
I sing about the way I fart
And sometimes… sorry — I shart
[Post-Chorus]
I’m a fartist, woohoo
I’m a fartist, woohoo
I’m a fartist, woohoo
The fart goes on