Verse 1
Hey neighbor, my old friend, I just wanted to say hi,
It’s been a long, dusty road since we last passed by.
Just checking how you’re doing, hope you’re feeling okay,
Since you love that country sound, I wrote this tune your way.
Chorus
Dear neighbor, I don’t know how to phrase this,
But there’s been a small unfortunate event.
I’m truly sorry, swear it won’t happen again,
So I wrote you this song as an apology sent.
Verse 2
I’ve always been a fan of having one or two,
But last night I crossed that line like I sometimes do.
When you’re drunk, you make bad choices, that’s a fact,
Nobody got hurt — at least not physically, to be exact.
Chorus
Dear neighbor, I don’t know how to phrase this,
But there was a small unfortunate event.
I’m truly sorry, swear it won’t happen again,
So I wrote you this song as an apology sent.
Resolution / Final Chorus
I had to poop so badly late last night,
My body waved the white flag, gave up the fight.
I’m so ashamed, but it’s the honest truth to say:
I pooped right in your front yard on my way home that day.